(Cred to Romy and Michele)
Tonight is Earth Hour (8:30-9:30pm Mountain Time)
So, turn off all your shit and go for a walk! Take a nap, or lay in the grass... basically anything that doesn't involve power. Nemo, go swim.
Between 10pm and 5am some things happened to me.
At 12, Jodie finally got revenge for when I convinced her that Megan has herpes.
(Basically, for my Pathology class I had to do a presentation on Herpes and decided to play a joke on Jodie using Megan as a prop - and I only chose Megan because she's our mutual intimate partner. Regardless, I told Jodie I wanted to interview her based on "What it's like being sexually involved with someone with herpes". She lost her shit. I think I was laughing to tears at my work desk)
She vowed revenge, and despite her tactic being rather subtle, it still got my gears grinding and put me in a very aggravated state.
Kudos to you, Gilbert. We are even.
And Peter, the first thing I said was that I knew you were laughing - you can't lie to me, so you're lucky I couldn't see your stretched cheeks.
Prior to that event, Leon got outside yesterday! And get this - I FOUND HIM!
If you know me, even in the slightest, you know that I can't find a god damn thing. Ever. Never. Ever.
It was like a mini man-hunt for him, everyone going around with flashlights and calling his name.
And how did I find him you may be wondering?
I was standing in the dark beside a shoulder level garden trying to figure out why leaves were moving despite there being no wind..
Turns out it was worms SLOWLY WIGGLING AROUND - AH! Reminded me of an episode of Goosebumps.
Anyway, I looked over - saw him - booked it after him and ta-da!
WIN
Final event, at 5am - (I'm basically dead asleep with Beth in our bed)
I wake up a bit, to hear a slow creaking. And it doesn't stop, for at least a minute. Kind of like a super squeaky door hinge.
I'm blinded by the bedroom light being flicked on and off, leaving a silhouette of a person in the doorway. Creepy. Making me creeped out, half asleep, and very fucking confused.
Silhouette starts moving towards the bed. I smack Beth. Further confused.
Silhouette turns out to be 'Katy Perry' and (and KP from now on). KP starts to GET INTO THE BED?!
Beth isn't wearing a shirt, jumps out of bed. All I can say is "What is going on..what is happening".
Seriously - you try being woken up by a freaky dark stranger and not being able to "HIYA!"
I ask KP what she's doing, and she lets out a further creepy, ditsy giggle "ah hah.. ohh sorryyy guyss" and stumbles out.
I couldn't sleep after that. What the hell.
Nice girl, though?
/end of story.
Robyn Hutton wants to go swimming today. Let's go in August?
So, turn off all your shit and go for a walk! Take a nap, or lay in the grass... basically anything that doesn't involve power. Nemo, go swim.
Between 10pm and 5am some things happened to me.
At 12, Jodie finally got revenge for when I convinced her that Megan has herpes.
(Basically, for my Pathology class I had to do a presentation on Herpes and decided to play a joke on Jodie using Megan as a prop - and I only chose Megan because she's our mutual intimate partner. Regardless, I told Jodie I wanted to interview her based on "What it's like being sexually involved with someone with herpes". She lost her shit. I think I was laughing to tears at my work desk)
She vowed revenge, and despite her tactic being rather subtle, it still got my gears grinding and put me in a very aggravated state.
Kudos to you, Gilbert. We are even.
And Peter, the first thing I said was that I knew you were laughing - you can't lie to me, so you're lucky I couldn't see your stretched cheeks.
Prior to that event, Leon got outside yesterday! And get this - I FOUND HIM!
If you know me, even in the slightest, you know that I can't find a god damn thing. Ever. Never. Ever.
It was like a mini man-hunt for him, everyone going around with flashlights and calling his name.
And how did I find him you may be wondering?
I was standing in the dark beside a shoulder level garden trying to figure out why leaves were moving despite there being no wind..
Turns out it was worms SLOWLY WIGGLING AROUND - AH! Reminded me of an episode of Goosebumps.
Anyway, I looked over - saw him - booked it after him and ta-da!
WIN
Final event, at 5am - (I'm basically dead asleep with Beth in our bed)
I wake up a bit, to hear a slow creaking. And it doesn't stop, for at least a minute. Kind of like a super squeaky door hinge.
I'm blinded by the bedroom light being flicked on and off, leaving a silhouette of a person in the doorway. Creepy. Making me creeped out, half asleep, and very fucking confused.
Silhouette starts moving towards the bed. I smack Beth. Further confused.
Silhouette turns out to be 'Katy Perry' and (and KP from now on). KP starts to GET INTO THE BED?!
Beth isn't wearing a shirt, jumps out of bed. All I can say is "What is going on..what is happening".
Seriously - you try being woken up by a freaky dark stranger and not being able to "HIYA!"
I ask KP what she's doing, and she lets out a further creepy, ditsy giggle "ah hah.. ohh sorryyy guyss" and stumbles out.
I couldn't sleep after that. What the hell.
Nice girl, though?
/end of story.
Robyn Hutton wants to go swimming today. Let's go in August?
2 comments:
BAAAHAHAHA.
Rachel I miss you.
Seriously, I don't even think the story did it justice, blew my mind!
I miss you too. Will I find you at the Drag Show Thursday? :)
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